Chelsea’s recent celebration of their Club World Cup triumph had all the fanfare expected from champions, but the glittering trophy in their hands was not the original. That remains thousands of miles away,

After the match, which Trump called “a bit of an upset” in a post-game interview, Trump was asked if he could issue an executive order to rename soccer “football” in the United States. Despite the let-down match, Trump lit up when a reporter suggested penning a new executive order officially renaming soccer “football” in the US.