If the Dodgers, Phillies or any other team wants to pry Jhoan Duran or Griffin Jax away from the Twins, they're going to have to send a massive haul of prospects, according to a report Wednesday from ESPN's Jeff Passan.

The Minnesota Twins "have to be blown away" in order to budge on trade offers involving starting pitcher Joe Ryan or closer Jhoan Durán, according to the New York Post's Jon Heyman.

Closer can still bring the heat, but by broadening his repertoire, Jhoan Duran is becoming a more complete pitcher.

Jhoan Duran, the star Twins closer, hadn't allowed a homer in 75 1/3 innings before Shohei Ohtani, somehow, hit a 100 mph splinker over the wall.

Jarren Duran hits a leadoff home run to left field, giving the Red Sox a 1-0 lead in the top of the 1st inning

Duran locked horns with Hagler in November 1983 at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada. After a competitive 12-round battle, Hagler defeated ‘Hands of Stone’ via unanimous decision to successfully defend his undisputed world middleweight championship.

Rental players like Danny Coulombe, Harrison Bader and Willi Castro seem more likely to get dealt, but Heyman mentioned that Minnesota will listen to offers on star pitchers Joe Ryan and Jhoan Duran. They'd likely have to be "blown away" to make a trade involving the latter.

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